Meet my neighbour. He has insomnia.
Earlier this week, I was awoken at about 2am by an almighty noise. It was definitely from an animal … or monster … and it emanated from somewhere near the bedroom window. It sounded like Satan trying to escape from hell. And he decided that our side fence was the right place to make his entry into the world.
Turns out that it wasn't Satan. It was the cow from next door.
Yes, even as I